To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way
*presses exit game*
"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"
"I should just in case"
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
heres some solid advice for you upcoming high school freshman this year: dont join the anime club
let me add to that with: if there is no anime club do not start one
MY FAV FALL OUT BOY VIDEO EVER IS THE ONE THAT’S JUST LIKE 10 MINUTES OF THEM FREAKING OUT OVER A GIANT SPIDER AND ALL OF THEM ARE TOO SCARED TO GET IT AND PATRICK’S LIKE FUCK U ALL I GOT IT