Matt Smith’s I Am Not A Common Man - American Psycho
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.
You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.
suicide by lava cave in
watch legend of korra on nickelodeon
I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner